FrankenFood

By now, I'm sure most of you are familiar with Pizza Hut offering a pizza with hot dogs wrapped in the crust or Taco Bell offering the Doritos Loco taco shell (Cool Ranch coming in summer!). I'd love to see more foods coming together for the benefit of mankind. Below are some of my dream food combos.

1. Chicken Fried Mashed Potatoes

I love fried chicken. That probably has been established, disturbingly enough, by me and Sumukh in this blog before. But for the ultimate fried chicken experience, you need sides. Mashed potatoes are the Kind of Sides. The Robin to the the Batman that is fried chicken. KFC has already realized that their food is best enjoyed in tantalizing, mushed up bites ensuring a full-rounded flavor'splosion with the introduction of their "KFC Famous Bowls." Let's just take this the logically delicious step further. Take a ball of taters, flour it up, drop it in the frier, and serve one up to me. Gravy dipping sauces available Original, Brown, and White Country Style.


2. Macaroni & Cheese Nachos

Now, I have to admit, a prototype for this was created around 2004 by me and my college roommate Jon Perry (cleverly nicknamed "Perry"). Seeking sustenance, we decided to blend our minds together and come up with the perfect food. Achieving near perfection on the first try, the dish goes, layered--from bottom to top--in a giant casserole-type dish of your choosing then put in the over for 10ish minutes, tortilla chips, macaroni and cheese (Velveeta Shells & Cheese preferably), ground beef, salsa, a light sprinkling of cheddar cheese. Food companies seeking a new dish, I will sell you the rights to this cheap with this getting out to the public ASAP being the main concern I have. The general public, you're welcome.

3. Super Cookie Ice Cream Sandwich

Again, this is one that comes from the J-Golak personal library. Best part about this one: it is technically offered right now! I include it on the list because it is not explicitly offered, but available. Which is a shame and a major societal oversight. At any United Dairy Farmers (UDF), they now offer the option of creating your own ice cream sandwich with either an Oreo or chocolate chip cookie base. You pick the ice cream, they fill and serve. Most people probably go a classic vanilla or chocolate route. Amateurs! I, last summer, went chocolate chip shell with cookies 'n' cream innards. It was one of the best things I've ever eaten. Oreo shell with chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, while not tested by me, seems just as likely to get you hard/wet (depending on your parts).

Feel free to comment with any oversights you think the food companies of America have missed!