Comedifans Post-Game - Episode 032

During this week's episode, my phone went off. It vibrated four times. Concerned that it may be some type of emergency, I checked my phone. Of course, this opened the door for Golak to start questioning me, and for me to inevitably get embarrassed and uncomfortable as I don't like to discuss my private life unless it's under my own terms. When I saw who the texts were from, I was not concerned that it was an emergency. I later checked the texts. Three were from a girl. We will never speak of those texts again.

The other text was from my buddy, John. Here was the exact text message: "Andy Van Slyke's son Scott, of the LAD, just hit his first MLB HR."

I have no idea why John texted me about this fact. I am not an Andy Van Slyke fan. He is not an Andy Van Slyke fan. Andy Van Slyke played for the Pirates. Neither of us are Pirates fans. John did come with us to Boston (he was responsible for the great Bob Stoops story from Comedifans Episode 031). Did we talk about Andy Van Slyke in Boston? If so, why? There were a lot of questions, and not many answers as I chose not to respond back to John's text.

In other news, I did play in today's kickball game with my injured ankle. I was 1-for-4 , but I must say that all my 4 kicks were quite solid, though unfortunately hit in spots where the opponent's talented outfielders could catch them.  I also played first base well enough. We lost the game, 9-0, ending our season. So, if I wake up tomorrow with further bruises on my ankle, we all know that this was all worth it.