Golak and I make up new phrases and words regularly, many of which have staying power and end up in our lexicon in social situations or even in our stand-up acts. Recently, I developed a new phrase, which is a "Nicki Minaj." In order to authenticate it, I submitted the word to UrbanDictionary.com. Unfortunately, it was rejected by their "editors." I put "editors" in quotation marks because apparently these people are just other users of the website. So, I'm not sure that I appreciate the legitimacy of my creative, invented phrases being evaluated by some idiot who put up a lewd definition for Vanna White. Either way, below is my rejected submission for a "Nicki Minaj." Feel free to use it in social situations and spread it around.
Nicki Minaj - n. -
A person who shows up at a group gathering/party randomly all the time. At first, the party thrower is annoyed but then realizes that this person's arrival in a group setting is acceptable. The person is difficult on a one-on-one level socially, but in a group atmosphere, you could do without him/her but do not mind his/her arrival because your time with him/her will be limited anyway.
Derives from rapper Nicki Minaj's uncanny ability to randomly appear in songs that otherwise are catchy and enjoyable and do not need her, but ultimately, the listener just accepts that it wasn't their choice anyway and her arrival is not totally destroying the fun of the song.
Kevin: Hey man, Bret's here.
Ramon: For real? Ehh, I guess we put this event out on Facebook. Screw it. He'll have a good time. We'll have a good time. But, man, he such a Nicki Minaj.
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