Dreams From My Real Father Or Nightmares For My Real DVD Player

I'm not a very political person, but I'm a very lucky person, readers. I'm one of a million people in Ohio who received a free DVD of Dreams from My Real Father! If you're not familiar with this film (I sure wasn't until I got it in the mail), it alleges that President Barack Obama's actual father is a man named Frank Marshall Davis, who passed down a Marxist agenda to President Obama that will eventually destroy America.

As a concerned citizen, I obviously took the most normal approach to this situation: I made a drinking game for the movie without having even watched it yet! Here are some rules:

“Marxist” : 1 drink

Communist flag: 1 drink

Communist flag fades into President Obama's face: 3 drinks

“Red”: 1 drink

“America”: 1 drink

American flag: 1 drink

White House: 1 drink

Photo with Obama's mother in it: 2 drinks

"Birth certificate": 2 drinks

Birth certificate shown on screen: 4 drinks

Subtle racist remarks from the narrator: Finish your drink

So, I'd love to do this drinking game with any friends that are up for it as we watch this film and determine if the President is a Marxist. Of course, there are some concerns. I have every expectation that a free DVD that I receive in the mail, regardless of content, is most likely to destroy my DVD player.

The DVD also purports to be “the political documentary that everyone is talking about.” Considering I had never heard of it, not everyone is talking about it. Also, the film is backed up by two people praising it. One is, “A shocking narrative on what could be Obama's most closely guarded secret.” – Jerry Doyle, The Jerry Doyle Show. Who the hell is Jerry Doyle? As it turns out, he was on Babylon 5, and thinks this could be Obama's most closely guarded secret. I'm not sure what Obama's most closely guarded secret is if it's not this one. This DVD might as well have a third quote: "I made a drinking game to this movie." -- Sumukh Torgalkar, Comedifans. 

So, I'm looking forward to watching this movie and playing this drinking game. I'm really hoping this song plays at some point during the movie: